This is perhaps my most important illustration of my career to date. For too long the dangers of misleading peas has gone by unhindered. How many of us have been duped or conned by a pulse of some kind in our lives, leaving nothing but tears and shame?
Well it ends HERE. We draw our line in the sand and say NO MORE, peas! Together we can unite against such unspeakably sinister veg, to ensure that our future generations are never bullied or ridiculed by them ever again.
Or I maybe I'm wrong and none of that is true. Im not really sure to be honest.